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	<title>Kevin Collington &#187; Funny Stuff</title>
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		<title>Headed to Gold Coast</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m currently en route to Gold Coast, Australia for the World Championship Series Finale. The last time I was in Australia was for the Mooloolaba World Cup in March. As you can see that was a poor performance &#8211; I need to redeem myself in Australia! Yes, I was #17. Oof&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m currently en route to Gold Coast, Australia for the World Championship Series Finale.  The last time I was in Australia was for the Mooloolaba World Cup in March.  As you can see that was a poor performance &#8211; I need to redeem myself in Australia!</p>
<p><img border="1" src="/images/mooloolabacrash.jpg"><br /><i>Yes, I was #17.  Oof&#8230;</i></p>
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		<title>London Sightseeing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Fretta, Jill Petersen and I went out sightseeing in London the day after the races a few weeks ago. It was a lot of fun &#8211; It&#8217;s not often we get to stay a day later and actually do touristy stuff! Mark Fretta and me in front of Westminster Abbey. If you&#8217;re wondering about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark Fretta, Jill Petersen and I went out sightseeing in London the day after the races a few weeks ago.  It was a lot of fun &#8211;  It&#8217;s not often we get to stay a day later and actually do touristy stuff!</p>
<p><center><img border="1" src="/images/London.jpg"></center><i>Mark Fretta and me in front of Westminster Abbey.  If you&#8217;re wondering about our facial expressions, some dude just ran out into the street and almost got hit by a bus.  He was then scolded by his wife.  This is Mark and my subsequent reaction these events.  Ha!</i></p>
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		<title>I guess I forgot to post this</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kev</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Amanda Hahn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elite Development Camp jersey winners! Some 22 athletes attended the five week USA Triathlon Elite Development Program Camp in Colorado Springs in July and August, but only three were lucky enough to win one of the EDP Camp leader&#8217;s jerseys. Matt Long from Vanderbilt bought some sweet t-shirts from a gift shop or something, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Elite Development Camp jersey winners!</p>
<p>Some 22 athletes attended the five week USA Triathlon Elite Development Program Camp in Colorado Springs in July and August, but only three were lucky enough to win one of the EDP Camp leader&#8217;s jerseys.  Matt Long from Vanderbilt bought some sweet t-shirts from a gift shop or something, and after some discussion the catagories were established:</p>
<p><b>The Yellow Jersey</b> &#8211; The &#8220;Sally Save Up, Last One Fast One&#8221; leader&#8217;s jersey &#8211; awarded to the athlete who demonstrates on a regular basis the ability to make the last interval or repeat his or her fastest of the session.  This one went to the great John Dahlz.  Although &#8220;sally save up&#8221; generally indicates that only the last repeat is the fast one, I think it should be pointed out that John would actually beat everyone in most swim and run sessions and still make his last repeat the fastest of all of them all.  What a beast!</p>
<p><b>The Brown Jersey</b> &#8211; The &#8220;Matt Chrabot Haul Ass Every Daggum Day&#8221; leader&#8217;s jersey &#8211; this one goes to the athlete that goes hard in every workout, including recovery sessions.  It&#8217;s named after the great <a target=_new href="http://www.mattchrabot.com">Matt Chrabot</a> who won this award retroactively for the 2007 EDP camp.  Not that it doesn&#8217;t work for him &#8211; he hauls ass every day and now he&#8217;s the 5th ranked American on the World Cup circuit (outranked only by Olympians and Olympic alternates &#8211; yeah, he&#8217;s kind of a big deal!).  This year Jen Spieldenner won it.  She regularly beat up on the guys at swim practices, and was especially known for turning recovery workouts into 6K aerobic days.</p>
<p>Last but surely not least is <b>the Green Jersey</b> &#8211; The &#8220;Matt Long Bleed All Over the Road&#8221; Jersey.  Matt seemed to have this jersey locked up after an epic crash in the Garden of the Gods that rendered his bike unrideable and kept him off the bike and out of the pool for the majority of camp (we even named the jersey after him after that crash!).  However, that was before <a target=_new href="http://amandahahn.blogspot.com/">Amanda Hahn</a> showed up at camp.  Amanda ran into a tree during a group run session and ended up with several stitches in her head and perhaps a mild concussion.  Trees are everywhere in Colorado.  Watch out.</p>
<p>We had an award ceremony and everything.  I downloaded the Olympic fanfare.  It was pretty legit.</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/edpjerseys.jpg"><br /><i>From left to right:  Matt Long presided over the ceremonies; Jen Spieldenner, John Dahlz, Amanda Hahn.</i></center></p>
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		<title>OTC Sasquatch Sighting</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kev</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There have reports recently of Sasquatch sightings here at the Olympic Training Center. We finally have some video evidence. Rumor has it that Sasquatch likes to come out around noon near the athlete center. You really have to be careful around here these days:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There have reports recently of Sasquatch sightings here at the Olympic Training Center.  We finally have some video evidence.  Rumor has it that Sasquatch likes to come out around noon near the athlete center.  You really have to be careful around here these days:</p>
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